delilahlovett:

softshoesandsonics:

highfunctioning-homosapien:

fffricative:

This is why the books are better than the films…

I remember reading this bit and spitting juice everywhere. 

favourite.

 #Book Harry was so sassy #Movie Harry just lacked the sass

jaclcfrost:

i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized

there is

it’s just an oven

did-you-kno:

Source

dasvidaniyabitches:

The very best of Yahoo Answers.

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

vdub453:

kennedyclintonkat:

neverknewandneverwill:

jugenmujugenmugokuumechousuke:

a

j-moriarty:

liquid-thought:

When a man dressed as Satan speaks more accurately about God than your pastor, you know something is wrong.

#PREACH IT SATAN

No. Seriously. Satan. Come Preach it.

oh look it’s back

im not even religious and i love this 

penelopesloom:

I’ve always wanted to see the world like this. Mt. Tamalpais, California

reichenbackdatassup:

hopetimelord:

lord-smaug-the-impenetrable:

I was born in the wrong time period. I should have been born in the far future when everyone has the rights they fucking deserve

and space ships.

and every food is healthy

and time machines

and other future stuff

I should’ve been born on the Enterprise

bbqutie:

SHE DID THAT SHIT

culturallybankrupt:

home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?