This is why the books are better than the films…
I remember reading this bit and spitting juice everywhere.
i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized
it’s just an oven
The very best of Yahoo Answers.
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
When a man dressed as Satan speaks more accurately about God than your pastor, you know something is wrong.
No. Seriously. Satan. Come Preach it.
oh look it’s back
im not even religious and i love this
I’ve always wanted to see the world like this. Mt. Tamalpais, California
I was born in the wrong time period. I should have been born in the far future when everyone has the rights they fucking deserve
and space ships.
and every food is healthy
and time machines
and other future stuff
I should’ve been born on the Enterprise
SHE DID THAT SHIT
home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?