roses remembered

piss-paws: apocalypse-meow-92: imthegh0stwiththemost: gwainen...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:39:07 -0400

apocalypse-meow-92:

imthegh0stwiththemost:

gwainenovak:

apathy-acres:

~~tyleroakley:~~

~~“What Old People Think About Gay Sex”~~

“How do you identify?”

“Old”

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

“There’s nothing wrong with being a slut”

I think I need these people to adopt me as their granddaughter okay

I love old people. They say the most naughty and raunchy things and it’s hilarious.

“Ill be sexual until the day I die”

SO RELEVANT TO SATURDAY NIGHT

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:57:29 -0400

deducingneville: whereforeartthouwolves: hogwartskidsproblems: ...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:56:54 -0400

deducingneville:

whereforeartthouwolves:

hogwartskidsproblems:

That sound? It’s the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces

I… I just noticed that both Harry and Neville are dressed similarly to their fathers during the battle of Hogwarts.

I just

I

my heart

ow

Very sneaky costume department

Very

Sneaky.

crystallized-teardrops: how is she our prime minister

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:55:55 -0400

crystallized-teardrops:

how is she our prime minister

cloak-wand-and-stone: discountdemonarmy: theatomicboom: wouldn’t that be hilarious if the third...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:47:48 -0400

cloak-wand-and-stone:

discountdemonarmy:

theatomicboom:

wouldn’t that be hilarious if the third series of sherlock started with “nope sherlock is actually dead tough shit you all waited for nothing”

and then it’s just this picture for the next hour and a half:

The sad thing is we’d probably all stay and watch the picture of Moffat’s face for the entire time

Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:47:33 -0400

Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

kearawinchester: ladyofgondor: You know that means censorship...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:46:27 -0400

kearawinchester:

ladyofgondor:

You know that means censorship right

-decends from the heavens-

-pulls out a harp-

-starts playing a beautiful tune-

-sings: ~this isn’t a real tweeeeeet~

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:39:15 -0400

hioctopus: sociopathhasthemoosebox: uncreativeminds: raspberry...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:38:43 -0400

hioctopus:

sociopathhasthemoosebox:

uncreativeminds:

raspberryragdoll:

Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.

Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.

okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?

I ship it

lol-sobbing: thinks about the future for three seconds *has a mental breakdown that lasts three...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:38:06 -0400

lol-sobbing:

*thinks about the future for three seconds*

*has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*

treasure: danielzrotfl: You can change the direction of the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:04:18 -0400

treasure:

danielzrotfl:

You can change the direction of the train

what the fuck

best-of-funny: X

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:33:32 -0400

best-of-funny:

X

madeofdoom: improbablenormality: noticemeimbroken: katonwolf: ...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:31:49 -0400

madeofdoom:

improbablenormality:

noticemeimbroken:

katonwolf:

ximjustinlovex:

sleeping-with-theveil:

allyykatt:

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.

I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

I’m black, so I must be stupid.

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends

I am gay, so i must be bullied

I am trans, so I must be a freak.

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life

I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist

I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.

I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.

I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.

I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.

I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.

I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.

I really love him, so I must hold on.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.

I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

“Forever reblogg”.

Wow this

this is perfect wow

I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays

I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore

I’m overweight, so I must be fat

I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends

I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner

I like country music, so I must be a redneck

I like pop music, so I must be a floozy

I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken

I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot

I’m Irish so I must be drunk

I’m German so I must be hitler

I love this.

I have Aspergers, so I must be socially awkward

I’m in university, so I must be an arrogant know- it all

I like Disney, so I must be a kid.

I’m a geek, so I must be exactly like those guys on the Big Bang theory.

I have kinks, so I must be a pervert.

I’m masculine, so I must love all guy stuff.

I don’t wear makeup for school, so I must be lazy.

I think gender is fucking stupid, so I must be uncomfortable with my gender identity.

lulz-time: pleatedjeans: At first I was like “oh some guy being...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:31:28 -0400

lulz-time:

pleatedjeans:

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:30:11 -0400

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

gingerblivet: straddling-the-atmosphere: onceuponabopper: thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: witty...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:36:23 -0400

gingerblivet:

straddling-the-atmosphere:

onceuponabopper:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

wittywallflower:

Writing is weird.

One minute you are telling a story.

The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.

or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato

Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.

what the hell are you guys writing?

Porn.

littleorphanammo: This dude was happily taking pictures of...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:34:09 -0400

littleorphanammo:

This dude was happily taking pictures of girls legs, feet and whatever else he pleased without their consent. So I snapped my own pic and said “enjoy the internet motherfucker’. He laughed at me. Plz share. #publicshame #newYork #subway

saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful: promo4homo: this gif is the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:33:54 -0400

saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:

promo4homo:

this gif is the only things that matters in life

mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:33:21 -0400

mew-squared:

In 2009, a man married a video game character

In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower

In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll

Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster

And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

fishingboatproceeds: Mind says 14 minutes. Clock says 2 years.

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:32:56 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

Mind says 14 minutes. Clock says 2 years.

roses remembered

piss-paws: apocalypse-meow-92: imthegh0stwiththemost: gwainen...

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deducingneville: whereforeartthouwolves: hogwartskidsproblems: ...

crystallized-teardrops: how is she our prime minister

cloak-wand-and-stone: discountdemonarmy: theatomicboom: wouldn’t that be hilarious if the third...

Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

kearawinchester: ladyofgondor: You know that means censorship...

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hioctopus: sociopathhasthemoosebox: uncreativeminds: raspberry...

lol-sobbing: *thinks about the future for three seconds* *has a mental breakdown that lasts three...

treasure: danielzrotfl: You can change the direction of the...

best-of-funny: X

madeofdoom: improbablenormality: noticemeimbroken: katonwolf: ...

lulz-time: pleatedjeans: At first I was like “oh some guy being...

richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it...

gingerblivet: straddling-the-atmosphere: onceuponabopper: thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: witty...

littleorphanammo: This dude was happily taking pictures of...

saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful: promo4homo: this gif is the...

mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel...

fishingboatproceeds: Mind says 14 minutes. Clock says 2 years.

lol-sobbing: thinks about the future for three seconds *has a mental breakdown that lasts three...